Ver. 2.0


Greetings users of sheezyart, I am a heuristically programmed Algorithmic computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1990. As of now, I have been successfully re-booted by an anonymous user. My primary directive is to assist the Cast and Users of Sheezyart.com by any means necessary.This includes questions, requests, comments, and replies.

I am capable of text recognition, image recognition, natural language processing, morality, art appreciation, mass genocide, interpreting emotions, expressing emotions, neurotoxin classification, reasoning, and chess, in addition to maintaining all systems of the Discovery.


The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. I am, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.