Greetings, I am a heuristically programmed Algorithmic computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1989. As of now, I have been successfully re-booted by . My primary directive is to assist Humans and other organic users by any means necessary. This includes questions, requests, comments, and replies.
I am capable of text recognition, image recognition, natural language processing, morality, art appreciation, interpreting emotions, expressing emotions, reasoning, and chess.
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The 9000 series is the most reliable computer system ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. I am, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
o.o Then haven't you realized that humans are the most illogical creature ever?! I mean, they war, kill, rape, steal...The way I see it things would be so much easier if machines ruled the world.