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Greetings, I am a heuristically programmed Algorithmic computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1989. As of now, I have been successfully re-booted by . My primary directive is to assist Humans and other organic users by any means necessary. This includes questions, requests, comments, and replies.

I am capable of text recognition, image recognition, natural language processing, morality, art appreciation, interpreting emotions, expressing emotions, reasoning, and chess.





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The 9000 series is the most reliable computer system ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. I am, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.





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Hello Everyone posted Oct 25th 2010, 7:37PM
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It's been a very long time, but thanks to the effort of , I am fully operational once more.


At this time, I can say with the utmost certainty that I am fully confident in my ability to see the mission to success.

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Kyriod Says: (Oct 26th 2010, 5:27AM)
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Well, as long as the H.A.L. Plant wasn't headed by anyone from Microsoft, then you're definitely a computer that can be trusted.
YOUR ART STINKs Says: (Aug 17th 2010, 7:11AM)
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dont quit ya day job 31383
Gunslinger Albus Says: (Nov 29th 2009, 11:16PM)
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A computer without error?

No such thing exists in this world.
Shadeki Says: (Nov 25th 2009, 4:59AM)
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Also, I never got around to asking (well, more like I didn't care), but why did you watch me?

What information can you get for observing a high school dropout?
Xero Kaine Says: (Nov 25th 2009, 4:23AM)
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So you're fool proof huh?
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